Man, this chump was such a pussy! So we just had to give him one... That's right, after using our electric knife to make him feel like he was being castrated, we couldn't help ourselves, we just HAD to staple his dick inside his balls so that it looked like a pussy. This was after a few hours of paddling him mercilessly with hairbrushes and sticking needles into him of course.
Oh well! He needs to be more careful with his "merchandise". This town's just not as safe as it used to be...
xoxo.
Kingpin
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Hey Fems! I may have a man to see about a dog in your part of the world sometime. You know the Fems and the Gang go way back... I'd love to drop by and help you take care of that pesky man problem one of these days! Until then, you keep that coast all tied up and under your thumb, Ladies!
i've been knockin on all the wrong doors...alas!
Ah, Miss Thorngate! I hope that by dog you mean man who needs to be treated like a dog. I've been feeling a need to tether one to a post and make it beg for freedom.
When will you be on our friendly coast?
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